When started mekkin' t'universe, it were a reet mess. And it were dark. And God's spirit were lurking ovver t'watters. God said, "Let there be leet." And as he said it there were leet, just like that God were chuffed wi' t'leet he'd med, so he separated t'leet he'd med from t'dark; he called t'leet …
Making an ass of myself 