Normal Zayn

So Zayn Malik has quit One Direction because he wants to be a normal 22 year old.

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Nice start Zayn, but there’s more to do to be a normal 22 year old. Here’s the next step.

  1. Give away your money. It is not normal for 22 year olds to be millionaires.
  2. Move back in with your parents. Nirmal 22 year olds cannot afford housing so have to remain at home. There is an alternative to this, which is live with your girlfriend at her parents.
  3. Get an ordinary job. Normal 22 year olds do not have the luxury to follow their dreams of being a singer (or whatever their dream is). To make ends meet you need a 9 to 5 in an office or factory.

So that’s it Zayn. I hope to hear news of you completing  the list soon if normal is that important to you.

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