My son has sent me a home made card. No picture, just this hand written message. Backgroung information is that he is dyslexic and 6 weeks ago I was diagnosed as diabetic. Here’s what he wrote:
Matt Papes guide for Christmas
A Sugar Free*
Christmas
*Because dyslexic people can’t spell diagrams
diagnosis
diazepam
diabolical
diameters
diabetic
Disclaimer
Seek medical advice before following this diet plan
I recommend a nurse that you’re related to
Step 1 : Breakfast
Ideas : FRY EVERYTHING
Ingedients
Bacon : low in sugar
Sausage : low in sugar
Egg : low in sugar
Verdict ; Amazing meal
Step 2 ; Dinner
Sausages wrapped in bacon : see Step 1
Turkey : Low in sugar
but can be dry,
wrap it in bacon**
Sprouts : Low in sugar
taste = disgusting
wrap it in bacon**
** other stuff not listed can also be wrapped in BACON
Step 3 : Pudding
Puddings are usually high in sugar. Other guides may suggest reduced sugar, but not here.
Throw the pudding in the bin
EAT MORE BACON
BACON
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